Sanity Test

• Does 1+1 equal something other than 2?
  
• Have you seen an alien?
  
• Was the Holocaust a fabrication?
  
• Was the moon landing a fabrication?
  
• Do you think Creationism or Intelligent Design qualify as scientific theories deserving of being taught in public school science classes?
  
• Do you put any credence in a horoscope?
  
• Does the US Constitution protect a child's right to participate in organized prayer in public school?
  
• Given all we know about the execution of the Iraq War, if you could go back in time, would you still support going to war?
  
• Despite all the reports about warming, is the Earth fine with no reason to change anything?
  
• Do you respect draft dodgers who criticize wounded and decorated veterans as a political ploy?
  
• Do you respect Senators with medical degrees pronouncing diagnoses based on a video of a patient?
  
• Do you consume more than one gallon of gas in your one-way commute to work each day?
  
• Are you so computer-partisan that you have any OS-affiliated adornments in your office (e.g. Microsoft/Apple/Linux poster)?
  
• Are you so lazy that you make a habit of (i) littering (ii) pressing the "handicap" switch to open a door?
  
• Do you generally associate certain cars with genders, such as "I couldn't drive a minivan instead of an SUV" or "That's a girl's car"?
  
• Do you regular (i) use the left-most lane of highway for cruising? (ii) refuse to signal turns (iii) refuse to turn on your lights when it's raining?
  
• Have you ever forwarded some internet story which you later came to realize was a complete hoax or urban myth?
  
• Are you still unclear about how to score this test?