Perhaps I found them so amusing because they make light of such a depressing state of affairs in this country:
Testing security only emboldens the terrorists!
Why does Consumer Reports hate America?
I hear the Yale company is still furious over the time Consumer Reports tried a bunch of random combinations on their locks.
And there's even a funny one, presumably in opposition:
Be sure to read our other Consumer Reports articles, where we:
Test the efficacy of burglar alarms by attempting to break into consumers' homes,
Test the efficacy of the 'morning after' pill by creating unwanted pregnancies,
- and -
Test the skill of your local emergency room doctor by randomly stabbing people outside the hospital.
Thanks, Consumer Reports. Thanks bunches.